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IMPOSSIBLE JONES!

Created by Karl Kesel

Your One-Stop Shop for the IMPOSSIBLE! (IMPOSSIBLE JONES, that is— the thief-pretending-to-be-a-hero created by KARL KESEL and DAVID HAHN.)

Latest Updates from Our Project:

(More) Shipping News
8 days ago – Wed, Sep 11, 2024 at 10:21:06 AM

SAM AT PRINTLORE JUST EMAILED ME:

"Unfortunately, I have some not great news. The container our product is in has now been placed on an "intensive exam" hold. This is where customs will actually open the container and inspect contents. I've only had x-ray exams of product, so this is definitely a first. My freight forwarder estimates this will take an additional 7-10 days. I am so sorry for any inconvenience this may cause."

That's the BAD NEWS. The GOOD NEWS is I wasn't going to be able to start sending out books until I got back from the BALTIMORE COMIC CON, anyway, so this 10-day-delay will only really hold up fulfillment for 3 or 4 days. Assuming there are no other delays!

That's Right— I'll be at the BALTIMORE COMIC CON!

You hadn't heard?

Now you have!

In fact, I can show you EXACTLY where I'll be:

Ignore all booths shown on the map in gray. They will be filled mostly by people who write or draw BATMAN and X-MEN— two franchises I did very little work on. In other words: Unimportant. Forgettable.

I will be sharing my booth— MY booth!— with some guy named RON RANDALL. No idea why he's making the TREK to Baltimore. I hear he has a REBEL HEART, but that's probably just so he sounds cool. Please have MERCY on him.

I was hoping to debut the IMP ULTRA-COOL Volume 2 Hardcover at Baltimore— but that ain't gonna happen. I'm thinking up some other special little thing to take its place— a freebie to hand out to one and all. Luckily, I have lots of time to—

Oh, $#!+! I Only have ONE WEEK!

OK. Gotta get to work. I leave you with this glimpse of David's pencils to the cover for IMPOSSIBLE TO LOVE:

The (Latest) Shipping News
13 days ago – Fri, Sep 06, 2024 at 06:50:50 AM

According to Samantha, our person at PrintLore…

…the boat with our IMP books docked in Tacoma Tuesday, September 4, and the container "was discharged from the vessel… and is pending a customs X-Ray Exam (our container got randomly pulled for this). I don't think this will affect the estimated schedule at all. I will let you know once we have clearance."

MEANING: I'm still expecting the IMP ULTRA-COOL books to be at my door on the 16th or 17th. And I will start shipping them out right away!

After I get back from the BALTIMORE CON.

Yeah, I fly out the 19th, and getting ready for the trip… I'll be doing a different kind of packing, packaging and panicking.

BUT AS SOON AS I GET BACK— !

I'm tempted to say if you're going to be in Baltimore, I'll bring your book and hand-deliver it to you. BUT I don't know for sure the book will be here by then. Plus, there are a lot of moving pieces with fulfillment— who gets what swag and which add-ons, etc.— and just thinking about keeping that straight and getting it all across country without it getting damaged or lost makes my head hurt.

So I may have IMP ULTRA-COOL books with me, but I won't have YOUR book. Sorry.

But if you supported this campaign and are at the Baltimore show, PLEASE stop by and see me. I'll have a little special something-something for you to make it worth your while.

SPEAKING OF CONVENTIONS…

…I'll be at ROSE CITY COMIC CON this weekend! As in: TODAY! And TOMORROW! Please stop by and say hello, if you're in the area. I will have my advanced copy of the IMP ULTRA-COOL book with me, and you are welcome to flip through it.

IMPORTANT! Next Day Update!
about 1 month ago – Tue, Aug 20, 2024 at 07:14:48 AM

IMP Books: 

ETA Port Tacoma, August 28.

ETA Panic Central (aka My House): September 10.

"Barring unexpected delays." (< Brrr! Hate those words!)

I told you I'd tell you when I knew. And now I know. And now you know.

This means the books will NOT be debuting at ROSE CITY COMIC CON (Booo!) but I will be safely ensconced in RCCC's Artist's Alley (Friday and Saturday only; family obligations on Sunday), so come by to see me and the beautiful ADVANCED COPY of the book the printer sent me!

ON MY END: everything is in place to begin sending stuff out the instant the books are in the legendary PANIC ROOM FULFILLMENT CENTER (my basement).

ON YOUR END: If you want your IMPOSSIBLE GOODIES ASAP, please make sure you:

FILL OUT YOUR BACKERKIT SURVEY!

These went out long ago, but there are still 38 PEOPLE who have NOT filled out their survey. Remember: this is how I get your MAILING ADDRESS! Without your mailing address, I cannot mail you anything!

I am sending out a survey reminder email RIGHT NOW. If you receive it— might need to check your SPAM folder—  please respond NOW, before life gets in the way and you forget.

If you aren't sure if you've filled out your survey, ask me. I'll check and let you know.

ONCE YOU'VE FILLED OUT YOUR SURVEY…

…your credit card will be charged for any extra swag you may have added to your order, and any postage costs (if applicable). IF YOUR CARD IS DECLINED— hey, it happens. It's happened to me. BackerKit will send you an email alert, and give you time to resolve the problem.

If there's STILL a problem, please let me know. There are workarounds.

Before I go, I need to share this…

Now THAT'S a secret, hidden lab!

It's from the upcoming IMPOSSIBLE TO LOVE one-shot/prologue. Probably launching in mid/late September— "barring unexpected delays" (those words again!) getting your IMP ULTRA-COOL COLLECTOR'S EDITION out!

Wrote the Last Update Before I Had COFFEE
about 1 month ago – Mon, Aug 19, 2024 at 06:48:12 AM

Very sorry. I screwed up. BackerKit has me charge orders BEFORE I Lock Addresses. My un-caffeinated mind switched the order. So I will actually be CHARGING CARDS later today— probably in a few hours since I want to make sure all the Digital Rewards are in place first. LOCKING ADDRESSES will come LATER.

GOOD NEWS: that means you'll be able to read the IMPOSSIBLE PDF later today!

But first— a second cup of coffee…

KK

VERY QUICK…
about 1 month ago – Mon, Aug 19, 2024 at 06:36:33 AM

Today, you'll receive an email about how I am about to LOCK YOUR ADDRESS. This gives you 48 hours to double-check and, if needed, update your address.

Once addresses are locked, I will charge your card for any additional swag you might have grabbed via Backerkit, plus any outstanding postage.

I believe you will NOT receive this email if you're a Digital-Only Backer (unless you did decide to get something physical, like one of those sweet IMP T-SHIRTS)— but I could be wrong about that and/or there could be some screw-ups. If that's you and that happens, please ignore the email to LOCK YOUR ADDRESS.

Once addresses are locked, I will charge cards— most likely on Monday, August 26th. Once cards are charged, I will send out the Digital Rewards. (They should go out automatically.)

I was planning to do these things a bit earlier, but COVID got me and my wife, and really screwed up everything for a couple weeks. Not super sick, but it was super-annoying. (Good News: we did NOT infect our daughter, and her soccer team won their bracket in the Coastal Cup Soccer Tournament!)

I'm expecting to hear from the printer this week with an estimated DELIVERY DATE for the printed books. Once I know, you'll know.

Thanks again for supporting IMPOSSIBLE JONES! The book simply wouldn't exist without people like you, and I'd be a Wall-mart greeter because outside of comics I have NO MARKETABLE SKILLS!

KK